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Stephen Hawking: Earth could be at risk of an alien invasion

Much like the ABC (and NBC before it) show V :

"Stephen Hawking has revealed he strongly believes in aliens and warned that Earth could be at risk from an invasion," reports the Mail. "In a documentary series, the renowned astrophysicist argued that it is 'perfectly rational' to assume intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe. And in an extraordinary series of assertions, he said Earth might be at risk from what he imagines to be 'massive ships' which could try to colonise our planet and plunder our resources."

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Star Wars the sitcom?

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Thats not a Yeti

Hunters in China claim they've caught an "Oriental Yeti" (I think they mean Asian American Yeti=). But thats not a Yeti. It looks more like a hairless dog. Even a mangy bear would look more like a Yeti than that. Come-on peeps!

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When Engineers own dogs

I'm waiting for Dante to make one of these for Yves.

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10 ways to piss people off

1)  Tell the person at the drive-thru that you want your meal for “here.”  When you get to the window insist on a tray instead of a sack.

2)  Ask the bald guy at work if he did something different with his hair.

3)  Move the handicapped only sign in front of your boss’ parking space.

4)  Tell the owner of a Chinese restaurant that your meal was so good that you’re almost willing to forgive him for what his people did at Pearl Harbor.

5)  Pay for everything in change.

6)  While someone is talking to you, hold up a finger to hush them and then act as though you are listening for something.   Hold that for 15 seconds, and then say “I thought I heard the ice cream truck.”  Repeat every couple of minutes.

7)  Insist to your vegetarian friends that if you cook them right, pork chops can taste just as good as tofu.     

8)  Whenever someone finishes a sentence say “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

9)  Call a friend every 15 minutes to tell them what you are doing right now.   When they ask why you keep calling them, tell them that your Facebook profile is temporarily down, but you thought they would still be interested.

10)  Forward all of your penis enlargement spam to everyone at the office with a note saying “I think we should have a meeting to discuss this.”

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6 insane coincidences

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Li'l Hitler

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Star on course to enter our Solar System

"Movement of an orange dwarf star with a mass of about half that of the Sun will eventually bring it right to the solar system, stellar data analysis indicates," report Russia Today. "The Gliese 710 from the constellation Serpens Cauda is due to arrive in about 1.5 million years, and has an 86 per cent probability of passing through the Oort Cloud, says Vadim Bobylev at the Pulkovo Astronomical Observatory in St. Petersburg." << MORE >>

ONN: Obama caught lip-syncing speech


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Sibel Edmonds finally blows the whistle! But why the media blackout?

"Sibel Edmonds a former FBI translator, claims that the following government officials have committed what amount to acts of treason," reports Hustle Magazine in their March 2010 issue.  "They are lawmakers Dennis Hastert, Bob Livingston, Dan Burton, Roy Blunt, Stephen Solarz and Tom Lantos, as well as at least three members of George W. Bush’s inner circle: Douglas Feith, Paul Wolfowitz and Marc Grossman."

It is a sad state of affairs when Hustler Magazine is the biggest media outlet to report on the scandal of the millennium. Its a story that involves treason and espionage from high levels within the U.S. government that has only recently come to light (the Bush White House had a gag order on her).  Once more proving that the establishment media is completely owned and controlled by the powers that be.

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Jim from 'The Office' to play Captain America?


Maybe. According to Reuters actor John Krasinski (Jim from The Office) is on a list of potential candidates to play the Marvel superhero. He wouldn't be my first choice, but then again I thought Robert Downey would not make a good Tony Stark...boy was I wrong on that one. They are looking for an American to play the character (which makes sense) otherwise I'd go with Sam Worthington (Avatar, Clash of the Titans), but he's a Brit, I think. After seeing the Borne movies I think Matt Damon would be good in the role. But they might be looking for someone younger (and maybe not such a superstar). Personally I think they should go with an unknown. My fave choice there would be Ryan Coughlin (Farmhouse, Lake Dead). << MORE >>

White House advisor blasts Tea Parties

Obama advisor Valerie Jarrett "blasted the tea party movement as an 'anti-government' organization that thrives on scare tactics," claims WND. Which means it is very similar to the Obama Administration which is a pro-government organization that thrives on scare tactics. << MORE >>

EPA chief: No global warming doesn't mean there is no global warming

EPA Administrator, Lisa Jackson, told CNSNews.com that fifteen years with no statistically significant global warming does not mean that man isn't causing global warming. What?  That doesn't even make sense. Its like saying a person dying from drowning does not mean that drowing was the cause of death. If there has not been any global warming in 15 years, while "greenhouse gases" have continued to increase, then how can you say man is causing global warming. Hell, you can't even say there is global warming at all, since the globe has not warmed in a decade and a half. That my firends is the dairy of reality. << MORE >>

Keith Olbermann: Where are the people of color at Tea Parties?

Right here...jackass.


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Giant shark remains found in Kansas

From Fox News:

"Paleontologists believe they've identified the remains of an 88.7-million-year-old enormous shark they suspect terrorized sea animals --thanks to a jaw with hundreds of teeth. The clincher? It lived in Kansas...The newly discovered fossils show the Ptychodus mortoni probably had a 3-foot-long jaw and could grow to 33 feet in length The animal, nicknamed the "shell crusher," is believed to have had hundreds of teeth, some of which were replacement teeth ready to be used when others fell out."

Read thefull article here.

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Tea Party proves Keith Olbermann is a tool




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What the hell Glenn?

Ok, so now that the "science" for global warming has been shown to be, well, basically junk, Glenn Beck, who has up until now been a skeptic, believes in it. Jeez Glenn, you just don't know which trains are coming and which are going do ya pal? << MORE >>

I am the Tax Man!




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Ron Paul wins CPAC straw Poll with 31%

Ron Paul wins CPAC straw poll with 31% of the vote. Mitt Romney came in second with 22% demonstrating that even at a Conservative PAC, liberals get a lot of votes.  But don't worry the media is downplaying Paul's victory as a non-event, though it is normally used as a barometer to see where the Republican party is headed. Looks like we're scarin' the sh!t out of the establishment now.

My second favorite is former NM Governor Gary Johnson (at least right now, we'll see if he abandons his principles once he jumps in the race). He is very similar to Paul on his views but is much younger. He was not on the straw poll.

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No significant warming since 1995

The scientist at the heart of the climate-gate scandal admits that there has been no significant global warming in the past 15 years. << MORE >>