So Conan, the comedian, not the barbarian, is getting paid $33+ million to leave the Tonight Show.  Charlie Weis was paid $18 million to leave Notre Dame, the Indiana football team, not the Catholic church.  And how much did that guy get paid to leave Disney?  Wasn't it in the hundreds of millions? (Squirky should know).  How in the hell do you land a gig like that?  When I was talking to the person at career services I should have listed that as a career goal.