10 ways to piss people off

Posted by Baronthedog at 3/26/2010 4:11 PM
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1)  Tell the person at the drive-thru that you want your meal for “here.”  When you get to the window insist on a tray instead of a sack.

2)  Ask the bald guy at work if he did something different with his hair.

3)  Move the handicapped only sign in front of your boss’ parking space.

4)  Tell the owner of a Chinese restaurant that your meal was so good that you’re almost willing to forgive him for what his people did at Pearl Harbor.

5)  Pay for everything in change.

6)  While someone is talking to you, hold up a finger to hush them and then act as though you are listening for something.  Hold that for 15 seconds, and then say “I thought I heard the ice cream truck.”  Repeat every couple of minutes.

7)  Insist to your vegetarian friends that if you cook them right, pork chops can taste just as good as tofu.    

8)  Whenever someone finishes a sentence say “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

9)  Call a friend every 15 minutes to tell them what you are doing right now.  When they ask why you keep calling them, tell them that your Facebook profile is temporarily down, but you thought they would still be interested.

10)  Forward all of your penis enlargement spam to everyone at the office with a note saying “I think we should have a meeting to discuss this.”

 

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