﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><ttl>60</ttl><title>Bigfoot Cheese</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com</link><lastBuildDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:31:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:31:29 GMT</pubDate><language>en</language><copyright /><itunes:subtitle> </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author /><itunes:summary /><description /><itunes:owner><itunes:name /><itunes:email>chrisvanlandingham@yahoo.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Arts" /><item><title>Stephen Hawking: Earth could be at risk of an alien invasion</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/04/29/stephen-hawking-earth-could-be-at-risk-of-an-alien-invasion.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>Much like the ABC (and NBC before it) show &lt;a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/v"&gt;V&lt;/a&gt; :
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12px;"&gt;"Stephen Hawking has revealed he
strongly believes in aliens and warned that Earth could be at risk from
an invasion," reports the &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1268712/Stephen-Hawking-Aliens-living-massive-ships-invade-Earth.html"&gt;Mail&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; "In a
documentary series, the renowned astrophysicist argued that it is
'perfectly rational' to assume intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe.&amp;nbsp; And in an
extraordinary series of assertions, he said Earth might be at risk from
what he imagines to be 'massive ships' which could try to colonise our
planet and plunder our resources."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><category>ufos</category><category>aliens</category><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/04/29/stephen-hawking-earth-could-be-at-risk-of-an-alien-invasion.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">115ca872-448c-46eb-9e8d-540b52d39aed</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:09:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Star Wars the sitcom?</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/04/07/star-wars-the-sitcom.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>Yep, its &lt;a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article7089343.ece" target="_blank"&gt;official.&lt;/a&gt;</description><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/04/07/star-wars-the-sitcom.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">87067f30-6724-4e04-8deb-c72098487ce1</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:51:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Thats not a Yeti</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/04/07/thats-not-a-yeti.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>Hunters in China claim they've caught an "Oriental Yeti" (I think they mean Asian American Yeti=).&amp;nbsp; But thats not a Yeti.&amp;nbsp; It looks more like a hairless dog.&amp;nbsp; Even a mangy bear would look more like a Yeti than that.&amp;nbsp; Come-on peeps!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/apr/06/mystery-of-oriental-yeti" target="_blank"&gt;See picture an story here&lt;/a&gt;.</description><category>Yeti</category><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/04/07/thats-not-a-yeti.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">69805446-e0df-47c2-bad3-a35cc0f6bf83</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:48:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>When Engineers own dogs</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/27/when-engineers-own-dogs.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>I'm waiting for Dante to make one of these for Yves.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/t9TPMIfY5GU&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp; width=480 height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/EMBED&gt;</description><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/27/when-engineers-own-dogs.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">0401c623-2155-4091-9b02-fb979286cfd3</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 14:35:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>10 ways to piss people off</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/26/10-ways-to-piss-people-off.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;1) &lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;Tell the person at the drive-thru that you want your meal for “here.”&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;When you get to the window insist on a tray instead of a sack.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;2)&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Ask the bald guy at work if he did something different with his hair.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;3)&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Move the handicapped only sign in front of your boss’ parking space.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;4)&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Tell the owner of a Chinese restaurant that your meal was so good that you’re almost willing to forgive him for what his people did at &lt;st1:place&gt;Pearl Harbor&lt;/st1:place&gt;.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;5)&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Pay for everything in change.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;6)&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;While someone is talking to you, hold up a finger to hush them and then act as though you are listening for something.&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Hold that for 15 seconds, and then say “I thought I heard the ice cream truck.”&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Repeat every couple of minutes.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;7)&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Insist to your vegetarian friends that if you cook them right, pork chops can taste just as good as tofu.&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;8)&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Whenever someone finishes a sentence say “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;9)&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Call a friend every 15 minutes to tell them what you are doing right now.&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;When they ask why you keep calling them, tell them that your Facebook profile is temporarily down, but you thought they would still be interested.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3&gt;10)&lt;SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/SPAN&gt;Forward all of your penis enlargement spam to everyone at the office with a note saying “I think we should have a meeting to discuss this.”&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/26/10-ways-to-piss-people-off.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">d596e5c8-28a2-4762-bcdb-60650894d758</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:11:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>6 insane coincidences</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/26/6-insane-coincidences.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>&lt;A href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18421_6-insane-coincidences-you-wont-believe-actually-happened.html" target=_blank&gt;These are really creepy.&lt;/A&gt;</description><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/26/6-insane-coincidences.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">d9ceecdb-2c5a-4031-a65b-94a296d3bf39</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:03:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Li'l Hitler</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/21/lil-hitler.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bcrRrst1i0g&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bcrRrst1i0g&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/21/lil-hitler.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">4ef43aa4-69fe-4884-a870-a0e18c0d8b12</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:06:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Star on course to enter our Solar System</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/14/star-on-course-to-enter-our-solar-system.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>"Movement of an orange dwarf star with a mass of about half that of the Sun will eventually bring it right to the solar system, stellar data analysis indicates," report &lt;A href="http://rt.com/Top_News/2010-03-12/star-course-solar-system.html" target=_blank&gt;Russia Today&lt;/A&gt;.&amp;nbsp; "The Gliese 710 from the constellation Serpens Cauda is due to arrive in about 1.5 million years, and has an 86 per cent probability of passing through the Oort Cloud, says Vadim Bobylev at the Pulkovo Astronomical Observatory in St. Petersburg."</description><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/14/star-on-course-to-enter-our-solar-system.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">c1f34252-86fc-4e4d-a58d-d2430f7fed9f</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 15:04:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ONN: Obama caught lip-syncing speech</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/04/onn-obama-caught-lipsyncing-speech.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>&lt;object width="480" height="430"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fobama_lip_synch_article.jpg&amp;videoid=101034&amp;title=Obama%20Caught%20Lip-Syncing%20Speech" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf"type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430"flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fobama_lip_synch_article.jpg&amp;videoid=101034&amp;title=Obama%20Caught%20Lip-Syncing%20Speech"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_caught_lip_syncing_speech?utm_source=videoembed"&gt;Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech&lt;/a&gt;</description><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/03/04/onn-obama-caught-lipsyncing-speech.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">45754ea3-52dc-420f-a842-6248fc37e392</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:04:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sibel Edmonds finally blows the whistle!  But why the media blackout?</title><link>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/02/26/sibel-edmonds-finally-blows-the-whistle--but-why-the-media-blackout.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Baronthedog</dc:creator><description>"Sibel Edmonds a former FBI translator, claims that the following government officials have committed what amount to acts of treason," &lt;A href="http://larryflynt.com/?tag=roy-blunt" target=_blank&gt;reports Hustler Magazine&lt;/A&gt; in their March 2010 issue. &amp;nbsp;"They are lawmakers Dennis Hastert, Bob Livingston, Dan Burton, Roy Blunt, Stephen Solarz and Tom Lantos, as well as at least three members of George W. Bush’s inner circle: Douglas Feith, Paul Wolfowitz and Marc Grossman."&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;It is a sad state of affairs when Hustler Magazine is the biggest media outlet to report on the scandal of the millennium.&amp;nbsp; Its a story that involves treason and espionage from high levels within the U.S. government that has only recently come to light (the Bush White House had a gag order on her).&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Once more proving that the establishment media is completely owned and controlled by the powers that be.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://larryflynt.com/?tag=roy-blunt" target=_blank&gt;You have to read this shocking article!&lt;/A&gt;</description><comments>http://blog.bigfootcheese.com/2010/02/26/sibel-edmonds-finally-blows-the-whistle--but-why-the-media-blackout.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">bcb3b8c1-5f3a-45bb-8997-ae1a6cf1c34c</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:47:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>